12 Responses to “Angry Monkey, Freud, and Dating Websites”

1. MaximasVonBracey Says:
   July 27th, 2009 at 10:45 am

   LOL I better stop weight lifting and posting pictures of my chest then… As if

2. g01148 Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

   Quite so too. One would thing he’d gone insane, what with the excessive showing of teeth.

   Mhmm, he did seem rather intent on justifying all manner of sexual deviant mindsets. Not to mention the acts he performed with his patients.

   I guess. But being part of the site would indicate a complete failure to find someone in the real world, meaning the person is somewhat damaged and socially decrepit… sounds rather like me. That thought alone should send you running from the idea of a dating site.

3. g01148 Says:
   August 1st, 2009 at 12:28 pm

   You may have a point there. Most males have a hard enough time answering ‘are you okay?’, let alone articulating complex emotions.

   I openly admit to crying. Certain classical music pieces moves me to tears, amongst other things. ‘Tis far from pathetic. The act of crying at least. But sobbing from lack of sex, then yes. Rather amusing thought too. If you find it, please film it.

4. kalodaimon Says:
   August 1st, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   One would think that men have no incentive, but some of them seem to get pretty disturbed about it. I think they just fail to admit in anywhere outside of the vast reaches of the internet, as it’s rather embarrassing for them. Admitting to crying oneself to sleep after getting drug, even only due to one’s lack of a *** life, is pretty pathetic to just about anyone.

5. kalodaimon Says:
   August 2nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm

   Or scare your children; I would be rather terrified if my father did that at me.

   More than somewhat questionable. He seemed quite intent on believing that young girls enjoyed being molested, after all. Maybe he’s a bit correct, but not in the case of creepy old men. Maybe he was a child molester who lusted after his mother. I think so.

   True. I deem it better than the rest of the world, as you can at least find the people who know better than to venture out into the rest of society there.

6. g01148 Says:
   August 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm

   Apparently so. I thought it was yesterday actually. I only found out from some eBay spam I got a week ago.

   Good for you? *pats head*
   Only women care about being single today. Men have no incentive to care about it, especially considering that it’s all pink, fluffy hearts everywhere. Nothing at all to catch a guys interest. I would theorise that guys in relationships only play along so as not to get nagged at for forgetting and/or the promise of *** from the lame presents they give. Mhm.

7. GrudgyDiablo Says:
   August 8th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

   damn , your voice is getting lower again…Hmmm
   I wonder why !?

8. GrudgyDiablo Says:
   August 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

   Valentine ?

   actually i totally forgot that it’s today.

   HAHAHA

   i don’t give a **** anyway , I’m getting laid already
   HEHE

9. g01148 Says:
   August 13th, 2009 at 12:13 am

   Hmm, I never knew there was such a day that it was socially acceptable to pay for ***. But having a ********** as a 10 minute valentine… a lack of romance methinks. But the gift of venereal diseases can never be passed up, eh.

   Come to think about it, Valentines is just an excuse for a guy to get laid, in exchange for some half dead flowers and cheap chocolates. Silly humans.

10. paul20072007 Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Well said, especially as we approach valentines day–the only day of the year when it is socially acceptable to pay for ***!

11. rencrow Says:
    August 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    I see alot of head banging monkeys…….at my dorm, that is. You’d be surprised the kind of things monkeys will do for an extra banana.
    Haha wasnt it freud who also said that everything that humans do are a result of a direct or indirect sexual motive? Trippy stuff.

    Now that I’ve come to think of it, ive never actually been to a real dating website. I dont think facebook really counts as one though. Overall it is some nauseously sappy stuff. People can be very decietful creatures indeed.

12. g01148 Says:
    August 18th, 2009 at 5:26 am

    Head banging monkey sounds exciting, a good way to keep warm too.

    Freud is quite ridiculous at times. A somewhat questionable character at that too, which makes it harder for me to want to take seriously.

    Dating websites? Oh my… any way you put it, finding someone through that means is doomed. Most girls are shallow though, so the pics of a bicep would work. A cash filled wallet too. If a guy throws out that bait, he shouldn’t be surprised by the caliber of slut-trout he reels in.