How to translate online dating profiles
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Tags: Online Translator, Profiles

February 19th, 2009 at 5:04 am
msot of these guys are the same ones that are in WHAT HE SED DISCUSSIONS
February 21st, 2009 at 10:17 pm
lol cute,
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 am
so…then what are the RIGHT answers?
It seems like even if you’re honest with, for instance, your education, it’s STILL always BAD.
February 24th, 2009 at 12:20 am
+100, good sir
This magazine is particularly terrible, although it is amusing.
What’s disturbing is that some of the women you see every day believe that this sort of sh** is true!
February 25th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Funny how people feel offended by those videos. Theyr’re all ironic and you shouldn’t take them seriously… rooh!
February 25th, 2009 at 7:58 am
are you gonna eat that olive lol
February 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Its traditional women’s magazine crap spends half its time whinging that all men are assholes and the other half working out how to get men.
I’d like to see a version of decoding women’s online profiles…
Curvy = Fat
Friendly = Fat
Bubbly = Fat
Well rounded = Fat
Cheeky = Fat
Big and Beautiful… = Very Fat
March 1st, 2009 at 10:39 am
Where is the female version where “average” body type means compared to a large rhino. etc., etc.
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
More male bashing… SO EVERY GUY IS A DOUCHEBAG EH? this is vomit inducing feminist propaganda
March 4th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
haha those guys are funny, i love this show.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:58 am
My name is Randy. When you get some time, would you check out MyLittleDatingSite(dot)com? It’s a great way to meet other singles. We are new and we need your help but in return we’ll help you find that special someone, that’s our promise. We believe dating sites should be totally FREE! We are and will stay a totally FREE site but we needs lots of members so we can get advertisers to help us pay for the site!
March 6th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Your not kidding…not the way to meet a nice guy..SO STUPID!
March 7th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Sigh* what kind of show is this?…. it’s ridiculous…
March 8th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I’m gonna follow the same things, but the opposite though… *lol* ^_^
March 10th, 2009 at 4:12 am
same here too!! I’m gonna eat that olive!!!! ^_^
March 10th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
YES I’m going to eat that olive.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
hahaahah are you gonna eat that olive!!
March 17th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Buurrn!
March 19th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Like you are any great catch u stuck up indian bimbo.
March 21st, 2009 at 9:27 am
douche, average was 20 mil per month which means not necessarily the same 20 mil of people okay ******?
March 21st, 2009 at 11:28 pm
towards the beginning they said 20million people in online dating like it was some amazing number…. there are more than 300million people in the US alone….
March 24th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
epic WIN
March 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Misguided, angry man-hater who has been unsuccessful with online dating perhaps ?
March 26th, 2009 at 9:20 am
haha..oh my.. soooo… which one of the available SET options should i choose to actually mean that i don’t live with my parents. i’m not rich but i won’t ask for your olive. i’m funny or serious, depending on situation. i’m neither fat, not skinny. i go to college and have no debt.
haha.. anyway.. i enjoyed your video. but what about girls?
how can i read between the lines for girls?
March 29th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Case and point: Don’t date anyone on the internet?
Seriously, this isn’t helpful in the slightest, you just make everyone sound bad…
Hows this:
Job description: I make videos on the internet.
Actually means: I’m mistrustful of everything and everyone, I think most guys live on the street and can find fault just about everywhere. If you were to date me, I’d always be on your case about something.
Sound about right? Does to me.