How to translate online dating profiles

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25 Responses to “How to translate online dating profiles”

  1. GoldXrose Says:

    msot of these guys are the same ones that are in WHAT HE SED DISCUSSIONS

  2. debzeppeliniv Says:

    lol cute,

  3. izrail23 Says:

    so…then what are the RIGHT answers?

    It seems like even if you’re honest with, for instance, your education, it’s STILL always BAD.

  4. iamdmc Says:

    +100, good sir

    This magazine is particularly terrible, although it is amusing.

    What’s disturbing is that some of the women you see every day believe that this sort of sh** is true!

  5. RamRamDamDam Says:

    Funny how people feel offended by those videos. Theyr’re all ironic and you shouldn’t take them seriously… rooh!

  6. supersexykaite Says:

    are you gonna eat that olive lol

  7. clearairturbulance Says:

    Its traditional women’s magazine crap spends half its time whinging that all men are assholes and the other half working out how to get men.

    I’d like to see a version of decoding women’s online profiles…
    Curvy = Fat
    Friendly = Fat
    Bubbly = Fat
    Well rounded = Fat
    Cheeky = Fat
    Big and Beautiful… = Very Fat

  8. rushhound Says:

    Where is the female version where “average” body type means compared to a large rhino. etc., etc.

  9. ParamedicalMan Says:

    More male bashing… SO EVERY GUY IS A DOUCHEBAG EH? this is vomit inducing feminist propaganda

  10. lilypaaad Says:

    haha those guys are funny, i love this show.

  11. MyLittleDatingSite Says:

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  12. Wildsage1212 Says:

    Your not kidding…not the way to meet a nice guy..SO STUPID!

  13. XioC652 Says:

    Sigh* what kind of show is this?…. it’s ridiculous…

  14. GCXtremeBoomboxUnit Says:

    I’m gonna follow the same things, but the opposite though… *lol* ^_^

  15. GCXtremeBoomboxUnit Says:

    same here too!! I’m gonna eat that olive!!!! ^_^

  16. LuminaLuna Says:

    YES I’m going to eat that olive.

  17. MaiLouIsLegend Says:

    hahaahah are you gonna eat that olive!!

  18. Maikeru722 Says:

    Buurrn!

  19. robotpanda77 Says:

    Like you are any great catch u stuck up indian bimbo.

  20. asdflol123 Says:

    douche, average was 20 mil per month which means not necessarily the same 20 mil of people okay ******?

  21. LordCorinth Says:

    towards the beginning they said 20million people in online dating like it was some amazing number…. there are more than 300million people in the US alone….

  22. Demock Says:

    epic WIN

  23. Ratsamou Says:

    Misguided, angry man-hater who has been unsuccessful with online dating perhaps ?

  24. MTwords Says:

    haha..oh my.. soooo… which one of the available SET options should i choose to actually mean that i don’t live with my parents. i’m not rich but i won’t ask for your olive. i’m funny or serious, depending on situation. i’m neither fat, not skinny. i go to college and have no debt.
    haha.. anyway.. i enjoyed your video. but what about girls?

    how can i read between the lines for girls?

  25. Blickter Says:

    Case and point: Don’t date anyone on the internet?

    Seriously, this isn’t helpful in the slightest, you just make everyone sound bad…

    Hows this:
    Job description: I make videos on the internet.
    Actually means: I’m mistrustful of everything and everyone, I think most guys live on the street and can find fault just about everywhere. If you were to date me, I’d always be on your case about something.

    Sound about right? Does to me.